Understand that this is merely a representation of how the conversation went, 2 or 3 of the words may be interchangeable, and know that it went on for at least 15 minutes like this. Linz: Speidi is killing me right now! I don't think Massengill makes a bigger douche than them together. Linz: Ooooooh, did you SEEEE Gossip Girl last night? Cuhrazy huh?!ĭoctor: Well, no, but.This is quite serious, we want to perform a couple more tests. You would be incorrect in thinking that's how these calls went down, they were more like this:ĭoctor: Lindsey, I'm afraid what you have is an inoperable attraction to shiny objects sickness, sorry. Now normally you would think, 'Maybe we should forgive those two, I mean her doctor, that could be life threatening stuff'. We started this on Monday, Lindsey's first two calls were used that morning to speak with her doc.

I wanted to break down this competition with a (very) short analysis. Until the next competition go ahead and wallow in your failure stew, and close your mouths while you're breathing.

I don't know how to sway you any more but believe me I will NOT stop trying. To my doubters (AKA those who voted for Linz): You know her right? I presented empirical evidence of her heroin like addiction to talking on the phone along with the lack of self control to get to even step one in the recovery process. I knew when we started this competition driven blog that I was going to run out of ways to gloat however, I didn't expect that time to come so quickly.

Another word for you would think